So I was on the train today and these two black guys were having a conversation not even that loud and said “nigga” like once when this white lady turns around and says “How do you think MLK Jr. would feel about you using that kind of language” and one of the guys snaps back and said “Idk maybe if your people didn’t shoot him I would know”
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sometimes u just need ur genitals massaged by someones mouth u know
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Dad said if this gets 600,000 notes I can get a American Eskimo Puppy like this one
I always wanted a dog. Please he doesn’t think its possible even though the chicken thing happened He has money saved and is more than willing if it happens.
bitch we’re getting you a puppy ok
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i get so mad when rich people have awful tastes in clothes, like please take advantage of your wealth
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Do you ever think of the very real possibility that not all your friends will die of old age
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